Hidey Ho, Neighbor!
Skills: surrogate parent for unwanted projects
Internet Swiss Army knife
Where I grew up
I went to school
I now live
Believe it or not, this guy actually put his picture on the Internet!
One hopes it has been digitally enhanced.
Well, I must go where the bozos go!
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